CLOVER--WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

Im sure many of you have seen the previews for Cloverfeild and some of you are thinking either 2 things

This movie is stupid
or
Wow i really want to see that

I was part of the latter group and was lucky enough to be taken out last night to see it

All i can say is at some point i actually screamed....yes -- hardcore gangster know it all Isis-- SCREAMED!!! I will say this much -
It is one of the best movies out right now and one of the best movies ive seen in a very long time

As soon as you have 11.95 CND (lol) i say you go see it, and if you are a bit skirmish when it comes to monsters and creepy sounds then i suggest you bring a friend...

I RATE THAT MOVIE 9.5 out of 10!!!!

Grey Goose to Patron???? Goodmorning america!

Haha...

Someone recently asked me if i had really moved from Grey Goose to Patron...
Well first of all..i mainly drank Belvi-- grey goose i used in my raps because it was a two syllable word...true story lol

A little rap 101 for you guys out there...its not just the words you use its the amount of syllables and even the pronunciation ...For example

Got a bottle full of bub
pettles in the pub
if he misses this date
ill cut his grapes
and escape to cuba for a date
and back rub

see what i did there....haha

its actually an underrated art form, for those of us who have been doing it way before the club rap scene popped off-- more on that later kids.

anyway-- no i have not left the wonderful world of chilled vodka, however i am currently seeing Patron on a more frequent basis...im sure Belvi will understand--
people, like their favorite drinks--sometimes just grow apart

Here is a short list of the quickest ways to get drunk...more so bang for bucks...

Isis Top 5 Favorite Drinks mixes:

5. 3 Creemors + 2 shots of vodka (any vodka will do)
4. 4 red bulls + 1 mickey of vodka
3. 2 gin and tonics + 1 creemore + 1 shot of tequila
2. 2 pints of Creemor + double whiskey on the rocks
1. any hard liqueur drink you get --ask them to leave out the ice and then order a beer

You will be well on your way to saving money and being tipsy enough to dance like you got rhythm and if your a girl -- this is a great way to start up the night before the guys start buying you drinks with the hopes of a hand job..and depending on the price of the shots maybe even some action in the corner stall of the ladies room...

lol

NOTE: Creemor can be substituted for whatever beer you like...the cheaper the better-- something about the chemical balance between cheap beer and expensive liquor does something to your MINDDDDD!!!

lol

cheers!

CNN RACE VS GENDER....

The great thing about staying in on a monday evening is you get to watch great classic movies on AMC

(check out the new TV show Breaking bad http://www.amctv.com/originals/breakingbad/ Its amazing!) anyway......



so ...

Good old Anderson Cooper had a special report on the Hilton and Obama race- and all i can say is ive never seen so many black people on CNN in MY LIFE!! True story...and its all this talk about MLK (this is how they have abbreviated Martin Luther King because god forbid we have to hear his full name over and over again --note the sarcasm) I love how they have decided to blind the people with sex and race and not the real issues... Abortion, Gay Marriage, crack houses in black neighborhoods, You still got people in Iraq.. there is no universal health care-- people are still dying of hunger -- guns, and mc Donald's...and i wont even start about Katrina...cus we all know Bush hates black people! Kanye said it...and hell hes Kanye you got to believe him!

And thats just the basic shit-- come on ..i only stay in on mondays..i cant keep up with all of the US politics

I think we should all take the time to follow this ..not only because i do enjoy a little politics here and there ..but also the next president will determine whether or not we all dont make it past 2012 and the Myans were right...

YOU ARE A FUCKING LOOSER!

There is this one person (YOU ARE is their screen name) who insist on commenting on my blogs and leaving very rude and hate filled shit on there

and i thought about deleting them- Ive already deleted a few but they keep coming back and im not going to spend my time deleting bullshit comments. so i figured fuck it

ill just put them on blast

if you hate me so much why do you read my blog....like i think you are 1 of 10 steady readers...so obvi im not that important..but you take the time out of your precious and important life , filled with im sure important and precious things , just to leave hate on my blog

so here...im going to follow in the footsteps of the great Oprah...lets talk this out

would you like me to give you a hug...maybe send you some TH merchandise..or maybe you want a pair of my old underwear....

you just let me know what will make you happy ...and i will be more than willing to have you killed. :-)

Thank you and good day sir or madam

now back to your regularly scheduled program...




Im isis i rock ..rightttttttttt



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Aint No party Like a thunderhiest Party...thats what she said

We recently did a unannounced show at WrongBar (Sat Jan 19th) a new spot that just opened up in the infamous queen west area of downtown Toronto. It already has the reputation for having one of the best sound systems in toronto and is the best for me because it stumbling distance from my 1 bedrm apt which means-- well i shouldn't have to explain that. Now it was supposed to be unannounced...but 1 text message lead to a good 100 people showing up just for us.. WHOA!

The place was packed with a good 300 or more people...line up outside hit the restaurant next door with people freezing in the cold and waiting to get in..I had to hide in the alley for a smoke with the fear that i would be consumed by the crowd of people hoping i could get them in or atleast help them bypass the line....which totally ruined my previous weed buzz....yea rappers have feelings to!

I was super stressed because grahm was late (and he is never late...like i thought hell froze over ...cus GRAHM IS NEVER LATE!-- NEVER!) but finally after the good bar manager took care of me with an endless helping of tequila shots and our good friends from Mstrkrft showed up with a bottle of Belvi and the signature drink Crown Royal...i really didnt give a fuck...

which was perfect because right then grahm showed up and it was on.....

The place lit up ...we started off with Suenos -- so for the people who didnt know us it was a great surprise... by the time Jerk It came on the stage was packed with able body and very sweaty and very drunk and equally hot ladies and Gents....i was in a sea of good ol fashion mayhem... by the time i was done the song i had exhausted myself so i threw down the mic ..walked off the stage with people still dancing and hit the bar....after which i snuck out thru the back door with my hubby and smoked weed and fell asleep...all in a nights work...

The word is ..the party's awesome level pretty much kept going up from there

so check out Shark VS Bear for pix...and just know

When you hear we are playing in your city..i suggest you try to make it...and not just that get there early...cus everyone knows

Aint no party like a thunderheist party...even if we just show up someones getting pregnant!
Plus everyone knows i tend to attract ridiculously ridiculously good looking people!

lol

SharkVSBear
http://www.sharkvsbear.com/2008/0119_squares/1/

A rock stars guide to stay at home Rehab

So some of you are wondering what that rehab comment was in my last post..

NO isis DOES NOT have a substance abuse problem of any kind! Feel free to ask about me! Lets just make that clear now..im not Lyndsey or Amy...however i bet they must have some bomb as shit..haha

Random Fact # 73

Due to my occupation and age i am able to consume copious amounts of alcohol-- more than some people think is humanly possible..and therefor must be supper human. as a matter of fact i'm currently involved in a study at several post secondary institution's including Oxford, Howard, Harvard, Yale and UofT - to determine whether or not i am an alien or better yet the first speck of proof that x-men really exist.

lol

Now back to rehab...lol

for those of you out there who can not afford the luxury spa like rehab stars like Spears, Lohan, Amy --well not Amy cus she said ..NO NO NO...-- lol (i know bad joke..its harder to type em out- yet they sound so funny in my head.)

anyway here is a little guide that i like to follow when i know ive partied a little too much and need to take a break!

Step 1:

TURN OFF YOUR PHONE!!!! The biggest problem with saying NO is your friends, or atleast the people you tend to party with. You have to turn off your phone at peek party planning hours. For you guys on the east coast i would say 6pm-9pm EST this is usually right after dinner and right before the liqueur store closes (if you live in canada) if you live where there is no real government liqueur control board --- then GOD HELP YOU! (and pick me up a bottle of OE lol)

Step 2:

BUY LOTS OF WEED! What better way to curb any hard drug craving then with good ol non addictive naturally grown hydro-ponic chronic! And if the weed is really good , odds are you will spend most of your party evenings at home trying to stay awake and not eat your arm , after you've run out of Hogendaz strawberry cheese cake ice-cream--- mmmmm ice-cream. The one good thing about weed making you super chill and lazy is you wont want to go to some loud ass hard electro hypster filled club.

Step 3: DRINK LOTS OF WATER! This is a step i include in any of my programs (believe it or not i used to be a vegan and did Wing Chun, and yoga-- then i was touched by the venom and now wear a new suite..but i know what your thinking and NO that does not make me spiderman..we all know thats peter parkers job!) You would be surprised how little water you really drink. Especially if you drink as much as i do...this will clean out all the crap you've been putting in yourself.

Step 4: MAKE OTHER PLANS. Plan early evening dinner parties, movie nights, kereoke anything that will keep you from downing a bottle of patron and doing blow off some pre-pubescent swedish boys chest (not saying ive done this...just saying im sure it happens a lot-- ...) Plus we all know how boring it can be if you have been partying since thursday and now you want to stay in...lets remember REHAB CAN BE FUN....

haha that should be on a t-shirt -- make that a t-shirt and i will wear it and tell everyone to buy it from you-- true story!

Stay at home rehab is always easier if you have a significant other or a roommate that you can actually stand - you can stay in and play Jenga ..or x-box -- or have crazy monkey sex.. you would be surpsied how much time jenga and money sex can take out of your day-- esp if you do it at the same time!

Follow my steps and you will be back to your full health potential in 1.5-2 weeks. So healthy you will have more than enough energy to run yourself right back into the ground..and do it all over again

see Everything in moderation and balance. If you are going to go hardcore till 8am ..your better off spending the week before that friday taking it easy...you will feel less shitty on sunday afternoon...lol




NOTE: If you really feel you may have a substance abuse problem i strongly urge you to seek help because addicts are not and will never be sexy...its a sad day to see such young awesomeness go to shit because a few lines and too many shots of yager in the afternoon. I myself have seen too many people go down that road...and its not cool. So take care of yourself.


Isis says only you can prevent forest fires...

oh and in no way shape or form am i telling any of you to have crazy monkey sex and play jenga at the same time-- someone could really get hurt
but if you do...put that shit on U-tube
haha

And they dont love you like i do....an Isis update

OK.... i know .. i know
How do you expect people to read your blog if your not even updating it regularly. Im sorry guys, a lot has happen in my own personal life that ive just been super busy, but again as the new Thunderheist song clearly states...

Im nothing without YOU.

So as of today. I plan to update this blog atleast by-weekly if not more. I also plan to start posting pics from some of my adventures and exclusive behind the scenes thunderheist pre-show footage, you would be surprised to see the type of stuff grahm does during sound check. For example the last show we played in ottawa with Paul Devro (Mad Decent) and Jokers of The Scene (Fools Gold) Grahm blessed all of us with his falsetto rendition of a classic Doobie Brothers song. It was epic!

So what have i been up to since my last post? well....

Thunderheist is going into hibernation to work on that album you crazy kids want so bad, we also have an EP that we are finalizing and again sorry its taken so long but when you are touring different continants in one month and doing a show every 3 days , it eats up some of your recording and writing time. 2007 was a crazy year for us, we met so many new people learned so many new things and played so many shows i dont even know how my liver is still running.

From LA to Sweden Denmark, France, Texas and everywhere else where the last call is 3am or later.

Ive been laying low in my home town of Toronto for the past few weeks -- post NYE coma and its been great. But because i am a creature of habit -- i dont see it lasting another week. Lets just say i put myself through rehab -- Also... when grahm gets around to it -There will be a link on the actually Thunderheist page to my blog.

Plenty of new Thunderheist music.....and i would like to get your opinion some of them..so also look out for exclusive Thunderheist tracks.. my plan is to post them for a period of 48 hours , no downloads sorry....just a way for you guys to sample some of the new stuff so you dont get too bored with our myspace. Another way to get new Thunderheist songs is to come to our live shows....hint hint!

Anyway look out -- because im about to become a full fledged blogger!!!