So last night -- although i know i just got out of the hospital and a crazy tour -- i decided against my better judgment to go to a party where Lupe Fiasco was playing. First and foremost -- im so over hip hop shows live- I find now if your not already a super fan, they just come off really lame. Like come on-- i know your a rapper-- but do something exciting-- like your Lupe ! I suggest during the second verse you drop in on a halfpipe 360 kick flip and blow bubbles out your ass. Or you can do what i do and just poor cold vodka down peoples throats-- SOMETHING!!!! i really dont care to just watch people RAP....unless your Mos Def-- i'll watch him do anything--shit even clip his toe nails... i bet he has sexy feet too... mmmmmm Mos Def....mmmm
ok ok ok ... sorry---
Thats not the point of this blog entry-- the point is-- at this huge Mega Neon strobe hipster club i found myself having to stand up for some random gay guy---
Im on my way out for a smoke and these two dumb jock guys (who prob would take it in the ass -if you had the right password ha) scream out -- OH MY GOD THATS A GUY...
and im like-- yea that guy would prob kick you in the face!-- and they clearly knew that i was ALPHA MALE! say something-- i wish a mutha fuka would!!!!
Im so tired of super homophobic jocky men who feel the need to not only call out, but in some cases harass gay men. They have no problem with convincing two girls to make out-- but if they see two guys make out-- its like OMG!
Fuck that--- i love all my gay boyfriends... they are way better than a lot of my female friends.
Come on ladies think about it-- they are they best type of boyfriend... they go shopping with you, they tell you look good when your feeling bloated and just shitty, they always buy you the right gift and when your out and some sloppy 1 thinks he has a chance --they step in and lay down the best cock block ever!
So if you have a gay boyfriend -- whether hes flamboyant or not -- i say today
send them a smile or a hug on face book... cus we need them and what would we ladies be without our gay boyfriends...
WHAT WOULD WE BE---
TODAY DEC 15 IS GAY BOYFRIEND DAY
-- TAKE HIM OUT BUY HIM A BEER-- GET HIM SOME LUBE AND HOLD HIM-- AND NEVER LET HIM GO!!!
cheers!
5 comments:
hyuk yuk.
and then your boyfriend has no qualms about them.
are u missing the point????
I LOVE my Gay Boy Posse!!!!!! My bff gay boy called tonight, and said he was working the size 13 stilettos's he just bought for tour! What would us ladies do wihtout the gay boys!!!!!!! I certainly would not have anyone to drink champagne in the hottub with!
YES ...SEE CAM CAM
YOU GET IT
HURRAY FOR OUR GAY BFFs!!
FIERCE
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