Thursday, 31 January 2008
GRAHM MASTER G- FLEX (haha i will continue to make up new names for him..so look forward to it)
has finally set up the blog section on the thunderheist page
go there my children
GO!!! AND BOOST OUR WEBSITE HITS
USE YOUR MAC BOOK FORCE!!!!
So last night i was lucky enough to be invited to an all you cant drink buffet at the grand opening of Extreme Fitness Club on the Danforth (aka butt fuck nowhere from the trendy and familiar downtown Toronto)
Anyway--- i got there at about 11pm when the closing time was midnight..so me and my freinds decided to pound down everything we could...and i mean EVERYTHING...i had red wine, white wine, vodka, scotch, gin, and some other shit i didnt even ask...
By 11:30 i was well on my way to drunken rowdiness....i may or may not have broken my friend adams gazels....but i most deff dropped my new fucking cell phone in a toilet..i dont know how..but i did
and JESUS ITS ONLY WEDNESDAY!!!
The new state of the art work out facility was rammed with suits and gold diggers....all blond with over done tans...i drank more just so they would become nothing more than fuzzy objects --- i guess i was in denial -- hanging out with ginos and ginas...JESUS...
The point of this blog is this... in the girls bathroom there was a poor excuse for a all you can drinker in the shower with her clothes on ..all curled up..
it was really sad
And yea i know i should have sympathy ..but wtf ..what are girlfriends for! To tell you to stop..i have no sympathy for people who drink more than they can handle...
but then i got a forward in my facebook inbox...and it reminded me that when all you want to do is get fucked up on a school night-- us ladies need to remember to play safe-- here is what i got..take it and pass it on!
A woman at the nightclub, 'Crow Bar'- on Saturday night was taken by 5 men,
who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.
Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the
repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex,
which is essentially a small sterilization pill.
The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their
Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals.
Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date
rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls
drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had
taken place the night before.
Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the
victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about
having a paternity test identifying him months later.
THE DRUGS EFFECTS ARE NOT TEMPORARY !!!!
THEY ARE PERMANENT !!!!
Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses.
ANY FEMALE WHO UNKNOWINGLY TAKES THE DRUG WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE
The b*"%^*!s can get this drug from anyone who is in vet school or any
It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big everywhere.
Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how
to use it.
Please FORWARD ~ This to everyone you know, especially girls.
BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU'RE OUT AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR DRINK UNATTENDED.
Please make the effort to pass this onto all you know.
Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives.
This has now been reported to have been used on 360 women around London and
over 900 in the United States.
GIRLS !!! KEEP YOUR DRINKS SAFE AT ALL TIMES
And men, look after the girls you're with.
PLEASE PASS ON....
Wednesday, 30 January 2008
so i finally saw the shake it to the ground video...
and i just want to say...i just want to take Rye Rye under my wings and hold her...
she is the cutest little person in the world...
and this is not me trying to be condescending in away... Little girl got flow too
It only makes sense that Mad Decent would take her on.
My only beef is this--
SHE IS 16 AND HER BUTT IS BIGGER THAN MINE...
and you know what-- Im sick of this
I know you gave me all this talent and a gift for gab and prefectly arched eye brows (although i do have sometimes shade em in lol) and skin so soft it scares many peopl..
trye story-- never had acne..and im so thank full for all that
BUT WHERE ...OH WHERE IS MY ASS!
Like come on people..you've all read the Bio's "Isis Nigerian born canadian raised"
Yea! that means i was born in AFRICA- i drank the water i even ate fufu and all the other nigerian fatty delights!
and what....even white girls have bigger butts than i do...im currently looking into suing mc donalds for emotional damage-- yea where else do you think these white girls got that booty from --
Rye Rye says she gets it from her mama...
well my mother is 5"5 and mos def not skinny (sorry mom its the truth)
she has a but that can recite the American constitution while she walks...its actually an amazing thing to see hahah
Well No more
I have decided to fight back for all the LITTLE BOOTY GIRLS OUT THERE!!!
I just wrapped up a track with G -- called LBG (little booty Girls)
it has a great swing to it and a nice little dance and you didnt hear it from me..but we sent it to Wes and he loves it..
SO TAKE THAT RYE RYE...
LONG LIVE LBG'S EVERYWHERE!!!
So its Wednesday and time for our weekly Thunderheist Group phone conference but its also the 2 days before the first of the month and im BROKE....like in a non rock star way.... and imagine me walking into the pay day loan place like -- "look im a rapper"
they would say ..."right..."
With that said im also super stressed and when you put all those things together in a blender with ice and a splash of orange juice --you get a tall cold glass of ISIS VERBAL PUNCHES!
in other words we have now filled our weekly quota for band fights..
oh whats that-- you thought being in a band meant you always get a long.. well put it this way, did you always get a long with your brother or sister ..
I SURE AS HELL DIDNT!!! there were plenty of pranks, bloody noses and my parents screaming "DID YOU PUT YOUR BROTHER IN THE DEEP FREEZER AGAIN!?"
I had four bothers what do you expect---
Anyway.. for those who know me ... know when im pissed or stressed i have a way with projecting my own shit on other people..and my fuse is really short - so if you see me mad heres some advice, in the eternal words of the wise literary genius Ludacris
MOVE BITCH ! GET OUT THE WAY!!!!
I think there are only a few things and a few people who can actually calm me down...my best friend Tracy and my manager Tash..
Poor Tash had to wear two hats earlier this afternoon..not just the manager in the conference call but also referee... verbal punches go flying and shes ducking out the way trying to calm things down..
Eventually -- the inevitable 45 minute convo about what was making me mad happened..and you know what -- it had little to do with Grahmmaster flex...so i will put it out there
See im kind of like that big black guy from Green Mile...you know and sometimes all i needs is a hug...
You know come to think of it...without our manager - there would be no thunderheist
we would have killed each other a year a go...so i suggest you all leave a comment saying thank you Tash for keeping isis calm and productive.
The best part is i get a manger and therapist for the price of one
Monday, 28 January 2008
So its Monday....
I know how much some of you can hate mondays...and the more i think about it -- my monday isnt so bad, im just swamped with a shit load of paper work and things ive let sit around for too long (ie my dishes and banking) .
So yea maybe i dont have to wake up at 6am..or 8 or whatever un-godly hour you may have to wake just to have some douch bag over achiever tell you to grab them a coffee, or ask you whats going on with a deadline or walk some rich kids dog
oh crap.....i think i should try a different approach...lol my lifes awesome!
well i guess my point is people usually think being a full time artist is some easy fun loving winter wonderland or some shit-- and yes it is when we are on stage and drunk on 300 dollars worth of patron and smoking the best west coast bud your pretty little pro-nails can get their pretty littles tips on ...but when you wake up at 8am after getting home at 7am --
and your flights at 1pm at LAX....then no ..life fucking sucks balls! This can also be said for times when you tour half of europe get back home , and with just your bills alone ..your only left with enough money for rent, food, beer and 1 stripper...
I think full time rock stars should reclaim MONDAY....cus we cry too..and have dealines, and we have bills..and not all of us are rich..and most of all
Everyone Hates mondays!
Now back to my joint and the Doors..its my lunch break :)
Sunday, 27 January 2008
So its come to my attention Ive been living under a giant rock for most of my life...
I've heard a lot about Tokyo Police Club , and heard maybe 1 or two songs but didnt take the time to really explore their music. On saturday they played a free live show at Nathan Phillip Square (downtown Toronto) and it was amazing!!!!
I was Freezing my ass off because it was an outdoor show, but somethings about the festive lights and controlled barn fires, and couples skating in the center of the man made ice rink and the sparkly snow made it all worth it. Now i dont know if its cus im black so im just genetically pre-disposed to hating the snow..but this time - i actually liked it. It was all so darn pretty and when they started to play "Citizens of Tomorrow" (which is now one of my favorite songs for 08) i for the first time remembered what makes a good live show outside of just the musicians. I could have seen them at some concert space or indoor club and saved my toes from frost bite, but something about the snow and lights and couples skating together made the concert more like theme music or a soundtrack to what was already going on.
And thats what makes good music...when you hear your favorite song or a new song for the first time coming through your headphones while you try to avoid being hit by some stupid old lady with a way too big coach bag, and look out the window and all of a sudden everything some how is amplified...lol
i know i sound like a total hippy right now..and i promise you im totally sober (well i have a bottle of red wine..but i havnt opened it yet :-)
here...how about the next time you decide to take a walk, or the bus or on your way to class or work make a favorite songs play list or better yet buy the Tokyo Police club Lp - its only about 20 minutes long but worth it-- and just look around..look out the window..look at the people around you...and you'll find that all of a sudden you feel like your in a music video!
And hell ..its a great way to practice being famous...lol
OH AND BY THE WAY
THEY ARE GOOD OL HOME GROWN CANUKS!!! BEAT THAT ...seems like all the good music is starting to slowly but surely trickle down from the NORTH!!
HURRAY FOR CANADA--- AND FREE HEALTH CARE!