Thursday, 31 January 2008

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE FUCK UP MY BUZZ

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So last night i was lucky enough to be invited to an all you cant drink buffet at the grand opening of Extreme Fitness Club on the Danforth (aka butt fuck nowhere from the trendy and familiar downtown Toronto)

Anyway--- i got there at about 11pm when the closing time was midnight..so me and my freinds decided to pound down everything we could...and i mean EVERYTHING...i had red wine, white wine, vodka, scotch, gin, and some other shit i didnt even ask...

By 11:30 i was well on my way to drunken rowdiness....i may or may not have broken my friend adams gazels....but i most deff dropped my new fucking cell phone in a toilet..i dont know how..but i did

and JESUS ITS ONLY WEDNESDAY!!!

The new state of the art work out facility was rammed with suits and gold diggers....all blond with over done tans...i drank more just so they would become nothing more than fuzzy objects --- i guess i was in denial -- hanging out with ginos and ginas...JESUS...

The point of this blog is this... in the girls bathroom there was a poor excuse for a all you can drinker in the shower with her clothes on ..all curled up..

it was really sad

And yea i know i should have sympathy ..but wtf ..what are girlfriends for! To tell you to stop..i have no sympathy for people who drink more than they can handle...

but then i got a forward in my facebook inbox...and it reminded me that when all you want to do is get fucked up on a school night-- us ladies need to remember to play safe-- here is what i got..take it and pass it on!



A woman at the nightclub, 'Crow Bar'- on Saturday night was taken by 5 men,
who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.

Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the
repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex,
which is essentially a small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their
victims.

Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals.

Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date
rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls
drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had
taken place the night before.

Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the
victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about
having a paternity test identifying him months later.

THE DRUGS EFFECTS ARE NOT TEMPORARY !!!!

THEY ARE PERMANENT !!!!

Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses.

ANY FEMALE WHO UNKNOWINGLY TAKES THE DRUG WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE
!!!!!

The b*"%^*!s can get this drug from anyone who is in vet school or any
university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big everywhere.

Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how
to use it.

Please FORWARD ~ This to everyone you know, especially girls.

BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU'RE OUT AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR DRINK UNATTENDED.

Please make the effort to pass this onto all you know.

Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives.

This has now been reported to have been used on 360 women around London and
over 900 in the United States.

GIRLS !!! KEEP YOUR DRINKS SAFE AT ALL TIMES

And men, look after the girls you're with.
PLEASE PASS ON....

2 comments:

philip clark said...
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kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

HawrHawr You're a real #@!!☆ screeem - you gonna say THAT when you croak to Jesus?? Thot not, brudda.

Lemme give you some hardwon info. God gives U.S. free-will, thus, what we mortals do with it determines our destiny. Think about that. Lay OFFA your meth, brudda, and think. Timesa wastin.