Wednesday, 30 January 2008

On a lighter Note...Where or where is my...

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Ok...

so i finally saw the shake it to the ground video...

and i just want to say...i just want to take Rye Rye under my wings and hold her...
she is the cutest little person in the world...

and this is not me trying to be condescending in away... Little girl got flow too
It only makes sense that Mad Decent would take her on.

My only beef is this--

SHE IS 16 AND HER BUTT IS BIGGER THAN MINE...

and you know what-- Im sick of this

Dear God,

I know you gave me all this talent and a gift for gab and prefectly arched eye brows (although i do have sometimes shade em in lol) and skin so soft it scares many peopl..

trye story-- never had acne..and im so thank full for all that

BUT WHERE ...OH WHERE IS MY ASS!



Like come on people..you've all read the Bio's "Isis Nigerian born canadian raised"

Yea! that means i was born in AFRICA- i drank the water i even ate fufu and all the other nigerian fatty delights!

and what....even white girls have bigger butts than i do...im currently looking into suing mc donalds for emotional damage-- yea where else do you think these white girls got that booty from --


Rye Rye says she gets it from her mama...

well my mother is 5"5 and mos def not skinny (sorry mom its the truth)

she has a but that can recite the American constitution while she walks...its actually an amazing thing to see hahah

Well No more

I have decided to fight back for all the LITTLE BOOTY GIRLS OUT THERE!!!

I just wrapped up a track with G -- called LBG (little booty Girls)
it has a great swing to it and a nice little dance and you didnt hear it from me..but we sent it to Wes and he loves it..

SO TAKE THAT RYE RYE...

LONG LIVE LBG'S EVERYWHERE!!!


4 comments:

Wonder Grrl said...

Had the good fortune of seeing M.I.A. with Rye Rye in DC. Girl shakes it!

And, Isis...if you had booty you'd be purr-fect. And Lord knows He can't have that! Besides, Fredericks has the Fanny Panty here.

Your Blogs make me giggle!
*kisses*

isis said...

thank you pretty lady...

but i still want a booty

why cant i be perfect

WHY!!!!

ladyirie said...

Just wondering...exactly how big a booty you want ??? What is the prefect size booty ?

Trevor Coleman said...

FUFU IS THE BEST!!!